Romeo had 19 years of feelings and precisely no cases of cancer. (All right, he did have a dead wife, but no one was totally unmarked.)

"It shouldn't be," he said, trying to be reassuring. "The ceremony itself was fine last year, and it does sound like you've had a rough go of it. Ino mentioned a bit about the fog, and Reno said you all had future children show up again?"

In his head, that should have lead to a peaceful Fandom for ... a month. Maybe two.