"If you ever face man-eating tomatoes in battle, bring a helmet," he had to point out. "Also, Merlin's a bird this week, and I'm not going near the washing machines."
It... tended to end in disaster in the single three instances he'd gone near them, and there was only so much indignity he was willing to bear.
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It... tended to end in disaster in the single three instances he'd gone near them, and there was only so much indignity he was willing to bear.