Ino's logic made total sense to her. Honest. "He was in class today, when I went to give Deadpool-san cake," she said, "so he's w-well enough to be up and moving."

She grinned and did a little spin. "Not hurt, promise. It had six really ugly heads and lived in the water. It tried to smell my kunai--they're a sort of blade we use--and I slashed at it, and then it got scared of my gun even though the bullets weren't hurting it. I totally won."

A beat.

"I'll be right back with tea!" Ino informed him, heading for the door. "Stay there."